Jason Whitlock has lost his mind.

August 31, 2006 at 2:48 pm (Sports rants)

For those of you who do not know, Jason Whitlock is a writer for the Kansas City Star.  He is officially part of the Associated Press.  He is allowed to vote on such things as BCS standings, Heismann winners, etc.

this is an excerpt from his latest ESPN column on Page 2:

“Jeff [George] is like the hottest girlfriend you ever had.”

Granted, that seems to have been taken in context, but let me let you read that statement 1 more time.

read it again.

ok?

good.

Whitlock does come back with this statement, which gives him some explanation as to his thoughts:

“Oh, she might’ve been bat-spit crazy, slept with all of your boyz and is in need of medication, but two or three months after the breakup all you really remember is the great sex, the weekends in Vegas and the two-month, drama-free period when you thought you’d found your very own Halle Berry.

And you know what? Under the right conditions, you’d take her back, and you’d even bring her around your boyz again. But there would be no talk of a serious relationship, no public affection, no contact with your parents, very little kissing, and you’d eat out at Applebee’s or maybe Red Lobster on a special occasion.”

Rest of the article HERE

Now, I get the fact that Jeff George can throw a football, but why not call up Uncle Rico for a tryout as well?  I mean, after all, Uncle Rico can throw a football over them there mountains.

Whitlock is entitled to call Jeff George a hot ex-girlfriend, but in his analogy, he states that the ex-girlfriend has already slept around with “your boyz.”  Umm, you don’t think “your boyz” are going to ridicule you for this?  even worse, you don’t think she won’t do it again?

Lets face it, Whitlock has said a variety of things that can be down-right ridiculous (see: Joey Harrington will take Daunte Culpeppers starting spot) but I think this takes teh cake.  Jeff George has not been a professional athlete since 2001.  I can’t wait until he runs away from a on-coming sack, only to break his ankle falling to the ground. 

 Besides, didn’t the raiders try this gimmick with Kerry Collins???

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