Different types of Dumps

June 6, 2006 at 3:04 pm (Random Awesomenessity)

yeah, you read that right… here are some names/descriptions of my dumps:

Sports related: 

Albert Poo-holes

Bronx Bombers

Donte Stalworth (get it? "stall")

Deuce Staley

Jerome "the Bus" Bettis

Duce McAllister

Mel Kyper Jr. (annoying and greasy)

Yao Ming (long and light)

Shaq (big diesel)

 "Raining 3's" – remember the song:  If you're sliding into first, and you feel something burst… Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

and now, the true gems, in respect for our troops:

The marines – the few, the proud

Army – Army of 1

Navy S.E.A.L.S. (the ones that sink so fast, straight down the hole, they dissapear)

Green Beret's (if you're really sick, or you ate a lot of cabbage)

Airborne – floaters

leave no man behind – no dingleberries killed or wounded in this troop.

for the super hero's in all of us:

Captain planet – if you've had a combination of 5 different cultural foods, and its 1 large dump.

Captain Caveman – somehow, some way, its hairy.

Mighty Mouse – self explanatory.

the Hulk – a combination of the Green Beret's and the Army of 1.

If you've got any others, comment.

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2 Comments

  1. R BO said,

    you can not forget about the ghost writer. No matter how many times you wipe, nothing shows up on the toilet paper (or post it).

    Orville Redenbacher- small, mouse like terds that resemble popcorn.

  2. anthony said,

    fantastic man!

    don't forget "theif get away shit"—after you flush 2 "streak marks" remain in the bowl-

    this is usually after a night of alcohol consumption

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